
A Guide to Off-Season Beaches
Why the best beach days might happen when summer’s already packed up…
Why the best beach days might happen when summer’s already packed up…
A local’s guide to finding the right stretch of sand on the…
It started like every perfect beach day does — clear skies, warm water, and an overinflated sense of confidence. I wasn’t looking for trouble. I was looking for a tan and maybe a few shell fragments. What I found was a sandbar with a vendetta and a rip current that nearly sent me to Poseidon’s living room.
Scratching at Ghosts
You’re lounging on a Carolina beach, cold drink in hand, sun kissing your face, and then it starts — the ankle itch. The kind that makes you slap your own leg like you owe it money. Someone nearby mutters, “Ugh, sand fleas.”
But here’s the thing — what the hell is a sand flea?
Are they bugs? Crabs? Invisible demons? We’re putting this mystery to rest, once and for all.
You’re new here. That’s cool. We were all new once. But there’s a fine line between being a respectful visitor and becoming that guy — the one locals side-eye from behind their sunglasses while silently judging your every move. Welcome to your crash course in not being a kook on the Carolina coast.